this has been confirmed by the fact that I can't use a sewing machine. D:<
MAN, when I did home economics in 8th grade sewing was so easy. you thread the stupid thing, then you sew. So today I was like "I'M GOING TO SEW SOMETHING, HURRRRRRR." and I pulled out mum's electronic machine and threaded it and then proceeded to have a half hour long argument with it, because it won't SEW. D':
Me: ALLLLRIGHT, I WANT STITCH 1. *clicks 1*
Machine: SP
Me: NO, not spool. 1. *clicks 1*
Machine: SP
Me: kay, that's not working. I'll click... this arrow. *click*
Machine: SP
Me: D:< *clicks every single button on the machine* STITCH 1, DAMN YOU! *clickclickclick*
Machine: SP SP SP SP SP SP
Me: $#%^*&%(*)&$%$#$#$^%&(()^t#@#$@*&!!!
BACK IN MY DAY, SEWING MACHINES WERE SIMPLER.
so, yeah, anybody know enough about EVIL MACHINES to tell me why I'm an idiot?
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